Imagine having a huge pillow fight with your favourite robot. You have to pin them down and sit on them when helping them remove the feathers from their joints because they are super ticklish.
Imagine your favourite robot seeing people kiss in public, and thinking it was a casual way to show affection, like hugging. Then one day, they kiss you and you need to explain it to them.
Imagine your favorite robot patiently teaching you to read and speak their native language.
being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
*new merchandise of Transformers: RID 2015*
Oh wow! That looks cool! …
Wait… who’s the one on the right? …
*gasps* *eyes widen* C-can it be?….
OH MY GOD
*so confused* *but incredibly happy at the same time*
C’MON HASBRO!! SPIT IT OUT!! IS HE A REINCARNATE?! IS HE PHYSICALLY BACK?! TELL MEEEEEEEEE!!!
I’m gonna shit myself if he’s physically back please please